5-Min-Crisis of Marvels

Not A Hoax. Not A Dream. This is the Big League. You’ve just joined the world’s premier powerhouse team - Ultra Maim Corps. Too bad everyone hates you. Supervillains don’t fear you. Your teammates are either irritated by your lack of experience or outright acrimonious. Even the media considers you a superheroic flop. You won't let that stop you. Change is on the horizon. A cataclysmic saga arises and threatens everything. In a universe of marvelous powers and events—only the unstoppable joke hero can save the world!